Zero Calorie Awkwardly Social

It's the diet version of Awkwardly Social. It sort of tastes like aspartame, but you get used to it.

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Jul 2

better

Go, read.

There is comfort in friendships forged in bed, in hearing the whispered words another women has taught him, in uttering those things about myself that I am scared may be truths.

It is almost unbearably sad to lay in too young arms, to fall easily into past loves. Is this all I will ever do? To tell stories to wide open dark eyes. To speak of shared languages and the missing always the missing. And to feel the too close past and the too distant. Lovers bring me back and they bring me forward. The hurt makes me better.

jonahray:

get RAD thursday.
(via itsureiswindy)

Holy shit, this is exactly why I wanted a dirt bike when I was a kid, but probably exactly why my parents never got me one. Because that looks like a lot of scraped knees and broken collar bones.

sweethomestyle:

(via azulskies)

I want to live here, as long as it doesn’t smell like hobbits.

Jul 1

sexpigeon:

Whoops. Crashing my jet.

sexpigeon nails it again.

firsthome:

(via togetlost)

Like.

Jun 26

tomoatmeal:

As the party dwindled down, I continued to lie motionless on the floor, pretending to be asleep. When my name came up among the remaining guests, I knew it was the moment of truth. Even though I technically hadn’t been invited to the party and didn’t know anyone there, I hoped that the consensus would be that despite the shroud of mystery surrounding me, I had turned out to be quite the charming gentleman.

“Did you see how much garbage he ate out of the trashcan?” asked one woman. “It didn’t even look like he was hungry. Just really mad at something.”

“I’m getting better,” I thought.

If I wasn’t already in love, I’d be stalking tomoatmeal.

Jun 25

debauchette:

By Jackson Eaton.

Yes, please.

Jun 24

georgiaisyourfriend:

GPOYW - bright eyes

Hilarious.

Cryptic

In this town, it’s best to be nice to everyone. Here’s why - you never know when you’ll be applying for a job and the person who’s reading your resume is friends with someone your boss represents. Because then she can just text him and ask him if you’re cool.

P.S. Apparently, you’re not.

Jun 23

“Hamlet 2” Trailer (via FocusFeatures)

If you haven’t seen Hamlet 2, I recommend you Netflix that shit.

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