Zero Calorie Awkwardly Social

2009

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2008

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January
sexpigeon: Whoops. Crashing my jet. sexpigeon nails it...
Jul 2nd
firsthome: (via togetlost) Like.
Jul 1st
tomoatmeal: As the party dwindled down, I continued to lie...
Jun 26th
debauchette: By Jackson Eaton. Yes, please.
Jun 25th
georgiaisyourfriend: GPOYW - bright eyes Hilarious.
Jun 25th

Cryptic

In this town, it’s best to be nice to everyone.  Here’s why - you never know when...
Jun 24th
Warch Watch
“Hamlet 2” Trailer (via FocusFeatures) If you haven’t seen Hamlet 2, I recommend...
Jun 23rd
(via bububob) Quiet.  She’s just getting to the good...
Jun 23rd
jonahray: johnlichman: american gothic. with zombies. ...
Jun 23rd

Sometimes

I think I want you to have your way with me, but really I just want your way with me to be my idea...
Jun 22nd

Have you even tried it?

I recently read an article by a woman who says she doesn’t masturbate.   She suggests that...
Jun 20th
Warch Watch
via Jezebel WTF?  How many times do they say little black boy in this clip?  And what is this...
Jun 19th
sexpigeon: I am unfamiliar with this intriguing young...
Jun 19th
Listen Listen
Can’t wait to tell this to someone special.
Jun 17th

Yeah, I know who you are. You're a...

You live in LA long enough, you’ll have this interchange: “Get [redacted] on the...
Jun 16th
“How it all begins: Some rich folks having plenty of vodka...
Jun 8th
dafont.com
Jun 5th
Warch Watch
These are so fun. (via Sarah)
Jun 4th
Ok, seriously, is this photoshopped?  Why does it have human...
Jun 4th
I’m going to go to my happy place and imagine the one...
Jun 4th